Archie and Jughead drive themselves crazy, resetting dozens of clocks off of Daylight Saving Time.; Riverdale is losing the football game because Moose is too distracted by cheerleader Midge. Archie gets her to pose with the other team, and Moose's anger turns into an unstoppable force on the field.; Archie can't understand why everyone's avoiding him. It's because they're planning his surprise birthday party.; Archie is working at a pet store. The talking parrot keeps getting him into trouble, until it helps him get a date with a pretty girl.; Reggie tries to annoy Archie, who's working at a gas station. Archie wants Reggie to remove his hat and have his oil checked.; Odd-ball sports facts.