Archie's magical tricks are a flop at he school talent show, but it's so funny that he makes a hit for a comic routine.; Archie avoids taking Veronica to dinner before the movie, then loads up with popcorn and such so that they won't be hungry afterward.; Mrs. Andrews daydreams about how much easier it would have been to have had a daughter instead of a son. Mrs. Lodge and Mrs. Cooper set her straight.; Archie asks Betty to help him make a vinegar and green tomato pie. After exhaustive research, intensive shopping, and laborious baking, they succeed. But when Betty learns that Archie wants the pie in order to impress Veronica's father, she shoves it into his face.; All the bills are going up. Mr. Andrews wants to see something go down, so Archie offers his report card.; Archie and Jughead try to borrow money from Reggie.