Archie unwittingly releases a genie in the form of a cute teenage girl, ready to fulfill his every wish. Not realizing she's a genie, and having been coached by Jughead to be more considerate of girls, Archie refuses to make any wishes. Frustrated, she leaves, but not before granting Jughead's wish for piles of hamburgers.; Archie gets the girls to help him practice kicking the football, but never manages to connect. Betty suggests that he should go into comic strips.; Jughead coaches Archie on how to avoid cleaning his room, but their mothers know all the tricks.; Chuck's cousin, a famous rapper, visit Riverdale and performs a rap about the kids in town.; Moose asks dumb questions in various settings.; Archie is stumped by Miss Grundy's question, until inspired by the sight of some girls.