Coach Kleats thinks he can't keep up because he's getting old. He finds a charlatan doctor who promises his rejuvenating rays will return his youth, but all the machine will do is make money for the doctor. Meanwhile, Archie and Chuck come up with a plan to make Coach Kleats feel needed again.; Archie gets caught up in a recording scam that promises to make him a star for a mere $50. Mr. Weatherbee tries to prove that anyone who sends in a recording will get the same response, but his voice is so bad that the company decides to issue it as a legitimate comedy record.; Jinx wants Greg to say "cheese" when she takes his picture.; Mr. Weatherbee decides the best mascot for Riverdale is a sleeping dog.