It's Patch Day once again, when the girls get their Patch Hop dates by sewing patches on boys' pants. And when Archie rips his pants while escaping from an undesirable girl, he ends up hiding in Riverdale High with ripped pants - and then no pants!; Archie's antics at the football tryouts cause bodily harm for Coach Piffle. Later, Archie accidentally wins the football game for Riverdale.; When Reggie tricks Archie and Jughead into believing that a PTA meeting at the Andrews' house is really a meeting about whether to kick the pair out of school, Archie and Jughead decide to skip town.; When Veronica says that girls are better than boys at dancing, Reggie sets up a jitterbug contest that pits himself and Archie against Betty and Veronica.; Veronica gyps Betty into doing all the work in redecorating her room.