Archie takes pride in being a news reporter -- even if it's only for the school newspaper. But Reggie takes glee on sending "Scoop" Andrews on false leads, especially if it frees up Veronica for the night.; Archie learns that Veronica is sick and races to her side, barreling into Betty in the process. Betty and Reggie decide to get back at the two lovebirds by putting onion juice in Veronica's vaporizer, which causes both Veronica and Archie to bawl uncontrollably.; Someone is writing anonymous poison pen letters to the students at Riverdale High, signing them "The Phantom".; Jughead gives Archie a math puzzle to work out. But when Archie tells his father the puzzle, Fred becomes obsessed with the finding out the answer, and hunts for Jughead all over town.; Veronica is on a diet and is walking to lose weight. Archie is forced to walk with her, and hours later tries to convince her to have a soda at Pops. She weighs herself on a vending weight and fortune machine, but changes her mind about the soda when she reads the fortune.; Li'l Jinx chases after a man's hat that blew off his head on a windy day.