While Veronica is gone to the beauty parlor, Archie returns a record to the Lodge household and drives Mr. Lodge crazy by blasting songs while he tries to decide what record to borrow next.; Betty and Veronica come up with the idea of a "Be Kind to Teachers Week," when everyone is on their best behavior. However, circumstances conspire to cause Reggie, Archie, and Jughead to cause their usual troubles.; Archie needs a composition to enter a contest with the prize of being mayor of Riverdale for a day. While looking for his composition, he keeps running over a middle-aged man. When the prize is drawn, Archie is the winner, but his victim in the rundowns turns out to be the real mayor.; When Mr. Weatherbee asks the P.T.A. board to petition for an increase in teachers' salaries, Mr. Lodge says that the schools need to be run more like a business. Mr. Weatherbee challenges Mr. Lodge to run the school for a day. Mr. Lodge accepts, much to his regret.; When Jughead tries out for the hockey team, Uncle Herman tells one of his tall tales about his trick pucks.; Betty and Veronica are cleaning house and are a mess. Archie comes by and ignores Veronica's sloppy appearance, but says Betty is a mess. Even after Betty cleans up, Archie is still oblivious to anyone but Veronica.; The girls are studying how to apply makeup and are using Jughead as a model. The boys rush over, expecting to see an effeminate-looking Jughead, not realizing the girls are practicing stage makeup.