The gang plans to have a surprise party for Veronica. They get Betty to keep her occupied, but her absence from home, along with some confusing phone calls, have Mr. Lodge convinced that Veronica has been kidnapped.; A business client arrives at the Andrews' home a half-hour early. Archie must entertain him, but a garbled telephone conversation makes him think the client enjoys practical jokes.; Archie gets a part-time job at Pop Tate's. Reggie tries to get Archie fired by ordering an improbable sandwich of "cucumbers, chopped liver, hard-boiled eggs, tuna fish, chopped walnuts, and a slice of salami." The stunt backfires when the sandwich turns out to be popular.; Reggie has a new Italian motorcycle and has Veronica's attention. Archie tries to counter by building a homemade scooter of his own.; Coach Kleats can't get the girls in his swimming class to get in the water. They gossip and swoon over a crooner named Elvis Boone.; When he's running late for school, Archie borrows Murgatroyd's sled to gain some time.; After taking a bath, Pat can't figure out where all the dirt in the bathtub came from.; Pat's girl thinks a moustache makes a man good-looking. Pat tries adding one with his mother's make-up, but doesn't like the result.; Jughead complains that his volleyball team is too good at losing.