Archie returns from a trip to the South, sporting a Southern wardrobe, a Southern accent, and courtly Southern manners that the girls all swoon over.; There's a prize being offered to the student who's most helpful to the teachers. All the boys try to be helpful, except Jughead, who stands by and watches while all his friends' "help" leads to disaster.; After Veronica says she admires men with poise, Reggie and Betty try to break up her and Archie by causing Archie to have a lot of accidents.; In a fishing competition, Archie uses heavy fishing equipment, while Reggie uses scuba gear to dive in after the fish.; Jughead eats twelve rubber hot dogs that Reggie brought to a party as a gag.; A series of two-panel gags about Archie taking up boxing.