While skiing in the Swiss Alps, Archie, Betty, and Veronica stumble across a cave filled with stolen treasures.; Archie and Jughead volunteer to watch the Lodge Mansion while the family is away.; Two bookworms are reading a story in an Archie comic that Little Betty gives to Little Archie. The comic eventually ends up behind the file cabinet in Mr. Weatherbee's office.; When Archie overhears his parents talking, he's convinced they are having a baby.; The kids are scribbling on the walls of the school because it will be painted over the weekend but when Mr. Hassle informs Mr. Weatherbee that there is no money to paint the halls, Mr. Weatherbee and the kids are painting it themselves on the weekend.; Dilton has invented a jet-assist to get back to the top of the skiing hill.; To get it out of their system, Mr. Weatherbee allows the kids to have a snowball fight with the boys against the girls and when he joins the boys team they get a surprise when the girls unveil their secret weapon.; Inspired by "You Bet Your Life," Mr. Weatherbee runs a contest where any student who says the "secret word" gets excused from homework. Reggie and Archie bully a freshman into helping them find out what the secret word is.; Professor Flutesnoot keeps telling Archie he doesn't know what's what.; Reggie gets angry when he thinks that Archie and the gang are keeping secrets from him until he finds out that they are planning a surprise party.; Mr. Lodge thinks that Archie is hazardous to his health.; Dilton mixes up a love potion that Archie spills on himself and becomes irresistible to women.; Archie gives a presentation to the male members of his class.; Jughead is throwing a surprise party but the invitations don't say for whom the party is being thrown.; Archie gives his last ten dollars to a homeless man.; Archie accidentally dyes his hair black.; Archie and Fred volunteer to take care of the house when Mary is sick in bed.; Archie has lost his report on Shakespeare.; The gang sets the lonely Dilton up with the ditzy Pansy, who's too stupid to be turned off by his intelligence.; Tired of Veronica's dirty tricks to separate her from Archie, Betty trails the couple to the mall, then begins walking into Archie's line of sight while wearing different clothes and wigs, in order to convince him he's so obsessed with Betty that he's seeing her face on other women.; Reggie and Archie are asked to help out the other students during gymnastics class, but Archie got the better job.; Archie gets a friend to help him choose between Betty and Veronica. Archie breaks the fourth wall in this story.; Veronica has two tickets to a rock concert and decides to take either Archie or Reggie, whomever impresses her the most during a hockey game.; When Cheryl and Veronica argue over who is richer, Archie decides to go out with Betty instead.; Betty coaches Archie in basketball to help him improve his game and his confidence. Unfortunately for her, she succeeds.; Archie wears a leaf bag and a sombrero to school in the rain so he won't ruin the sweater Veronica gave him.; As a volunteer in the Be An Older Sibling program, Archie is spending time with young Pete Simpson, who also has two girlfriends.; Mr. Weatherbee reads Archie's suggestion from the suggestion box.; A snowball fight during a football game.; Archie and Veronica try to decide what movie to go see.; They don't build cars like Archie's anymore.; Archie helps Mr. Lodge find his glasses.; Archie doesn't believe that opposites attract.; Archie and Reggie have only had one fight.; Archie sees Jack and Jill fall down a hill.; Coach wonders who carved so high on the tree.; Archie couldn't have thrown the paper airplane, he was asleep in study hall.; Archie can't even find the correct test room.; Archie's new sweater shrank.; Archie's world has fallen apart.; Archie has a job interview with Mr. Lodge.