Little Archie upsets his father by leaving his toys lying all around the house. But something far more upsetting happens when a cat burglar, "Cat" Kane, picks the Andrews home as the next target, and sneaks into the house after drugging Spotty. Thanks to Little Archie's toys, the family is alerted to Cat's presence in their house, but can they stop him from getting away?; Mr. Weatherbee realizes the school's main computer is not Archie-proof.; Wanting to be a part of Archie's group of friends, Sabrina uses her magic in subtle ways to help the group. But, the gang doesn't believe she's the cause of their good fortune.; When Little Archie is bored with TV and indoor games, Fred suggests taking an interest in outdoor sports. Little Archie manages to break one of his father's possessions with every sport he takes up.; Miss Grundy tells the story of Damon and Pythias.; Pop puts an old player piano into the shop and the gang convince Moose that he can actually play.; Veronica is being even more insufferable and aloof than usual.; A cruel party game backfires.; Linda tells Laurie that she went out with Wilbur last night and that "he's no gentleman". Before long, Wilbur's reputation as a "cave man casanova" has spread all over town.; After Sabrina says that she finds Harvey unexciting, Della casts a spell that makes him irresistibly charismatic to everyone, including Sabrina.; Betty and Veronica see Archie carrying a doll as a prop for the school play. Betty wants to make fun of him, but Veronica doesn't approve.; Mr. Weatherbee goes on a school-wide investigation as to why Archie is so quiet that day.; Veronica is confident in her effect on men, due to her effect on Archie. That is, until she sees Betty's effect on the handsome Craig.; Little Archie warns his friends against actions that bring bad luck.; When Alex raves about Melody's terrible abstract painting, Pepper and Albert try to humiliate them both by getting Melody's painting entered in an art show.; Dilton tries to convince Jughead to give up junk food in favor of healthy, energy-enhancing "yoga burgers."; Li'l Jinx tries to stop losing money all the time.; Jinx shows her father a simpler way to remove snow from the driveway.; Miss Grundy accuses Little Archie of having his head in the clouds.