Archie, Jughead and Hot Dog get accidentally transported to Riverdale in the far future by the Professor's new machine.; Mr. Weatherbee is in a bad mood because he's on a diet, but the sight of Archie makes him quit thinking about how hungry he is, so he makes Archie be his exercise partner.; When Svenson takes a week off to care for his sister in the hospital everybody at Riverdale High discovers just how important his job as janitor is to keep the school running smoothly.; Archie and the gang go to France on a class trip but Jughead goes missing and the hotel has no record of him ever arriving.; Archie gets two tickets to a fancy dance that Veronica wants to go to but there is a catch, he has to wait tables to earn them.; Dilton invents invisible paint.; Archie decides to get Veronica a gift for no reason but Reggie tells Veronica that Archie is getting some other girl a gift.; Mr. Lodge tries to get Veronica to do chores around the house to earn her money but Veronica can't seem to do anything correctly.; Archie tries to explain his love triangle but everybody misunderstands except his father.; Pop Tate throws Archie out until he pays his tab. Reggie goads Archie into repeatedly returning to try to explain to Pop Tate.; Archie sets out to find Jughead and gets himself captured.; Betty and Veronica bet Archie and Reggie that they can change Jughead's mind about women.; Archie gets interested in skateboarding, buys a board from a little kid, and brings it to school. All the guys are fascinated with the new sport, but it's Mr. Weatherbee who winds up taking a ride on the board.; Archie has a date with Veronica to go to the Opera. Betty is not happy and asks Mr. Lodge if the rest of the gang can also sit in his private box, much to Veronica's dismay.; Veronica is appalled at the antics of the rest of the gang while at the opera but she ends up making the biggest gaffe of the night.; When everybody in the school is dressed as pirates for the school dance Mr. Weatherbee is not amused but he eventually gets into the spirit himself.; Farley Barnswallow is a new kid that has caught Veronica's fancy. Archie wants to pummel him but is unable to do so, but when the football team accidentally runs over Farley on the field, Archie sees his chance.; When Archie starts receiving perfumed letters Betty and Veronica are convinced he has another girlfriend and start being extra nice to woo Archie back.; Archie and Betty help Archie's mom around the house but that keeps her from her other "duties" like watching soap operas and talking to her friends on the phone during the day.; A freshman falls in love with Veronica and vows to do anything to win her hand. Reggie convinces the boy that the only thing in his way is Archie and that he should fight for Veronica like the knights of old. To Reggie's horror, the frosh decides this means he has to murder Archie.; Archie accidentally gets an experimental chemical spilled on him, which causes him to switch bodies with a dog.; Jughead heckles Reggie during his stand-up comedy routine at the Laff Factory.; Archie fixes a snowmobile for a girl but manages to make everybody else mad at him.; Both Archie and Jughead give Veronica the trophies they have won.; Veronica's carelessness causes the Lodge Mansion to catch on fire but luckily Archie is there to save Veronica.; Archie and Jughead try to escape their captors by climbing the Eiffel Tower.; Miss Grundy asks Archie to open a window and chaos erupts in the classroom.; The Archies surprise Mr. Lodge when he comes home from work on his birthday.; Archie wants to get in the Guinness Book of Records.; Everyone makes fun of Archie's new Greek fisherman's hat.; Archie's antics get him dismissed from shop class.; During a visit to the Statue of Liberty, the gang quotes lots of statistics about the statue.; Li'l Jinx goes out in the rain and uses her umbrella for everything but what it's designed for.; Archie and Jughead escape their captors and reunite with the rest of the Riverdale gang.; Archie tries to get an advance on his allowance to pay off his tab at Pop Tate's soda shop.; Professor Flutesnoot teaches his students about how the brain works.; When scientists take a sample of Jughead's blood they find instead hamburger gravy.; Mr. Lodge tries to put his new psychoanalytic training to use on Jughead.; Humorous ways to tell that your romance isn't going well.; Greg owns an "imported" car.; Reggie tells about his vacation.; While Midge is on vacation, Archie suggests that Moose send her a wire.; Ethel brings a flashlight to the movie theater to pose as an employee to find a seat near a boy she likes.; Archie tries to make time go faster by snapping his fingers.; Jughead gets soaked outside and comes in to take a warm shower only to discover there is no water.; Li'l Jinx's mom asks her to bring a dozen eggs from Charley's house.; The basketball team loses and gets congratulated by the rest of the students for not scuffing the floor before the big dance.; Jughead agrees with his mother that the sidewalk needs to be shoveled.; Jughead tries to warn Archie how late it is.; Archie is practicing his horse-riding skills.; Charley wants to play football with the bigger kids.; Li'l Jinx's father wants to hear her side of the story before he punishes her.; Veronica invites Betty and Midge over to exercise using their textbooks.; Moose doesn't understand the phrase "keep this under your hat".; Miss Grundy has a math problem for Reggie to solve but his answer is not what she expects.