Suspecting Veronica of cheating on him, Archie enlists Jughead to spy on her.; After several people tell Jughead to mind his own business, he decides to do just that.; In an effort to teach manners to the male students, Mr. Weatherbee orders them paired with a female student during lunch. That prompts Jughead's indignant resignation from Riverdale High.; Jughead shows the reader exercises for lazy people.; Jughead paints himself a girlfriend and she magically steps off the canvas. But she's less than impressed with her new date.; Jinx and Greg are arguing and only money will settle the point.; Moose gives Miss Grundy more information than she was looking for.