An accident in the lab makes Jughead glow in the dark. He uses the effect to terrorize restaurants and gobble all the food left behind by the frightened patrons.; Jughead is going to use an old tire to make a swing for his nephew. All sorts of catastrophes occur along the way, with Archie taking all the punishment.; Jughead tells Archie and Reggie that a package they took from him contains "the golden eye of the sacred idol of Ranjipur." What it really contains is a brass doorknob, but bad luck immediately starts to befall both Archie and Reggie.; Everyone at the Riverdale Ice-skating Contest is an expert skater, except Jughead. So you can guess who is the last one standing after the others crash.; Jinx gets a spanking, but she's done so much mischief lately, she doesn't know what the spanking was for.; Archie's father wants Archie to ask Mr. Lodge for tip on the stock market.; At a low-rent diner, Jughead is not happy when he gets a "compact" hamburger.