Coach Kleats thinks he's found the answer to his basketball problems when he sees that Jughead can easily make a basket from any angle. Unfortunately, Jughead can't catch the ball at all, so it's back to being a spectator.; Jughead has to pass an initiation to join the Lofty Order of Crows club. He gets a slip of paper with the address for the initiation, then later gets another slip of paper in order to deliver some answer books to Miss Shapely. Mr. Weatherbee decides that he'll deliver the books to Miss Shapely, but Jughead accidentally gives him the initiation address and he gets hit with everything intended for Jughead.; Jughead has a cold. He tells Archie that he has a premonition of disaster and whatever hard luck Archie has that day he will share.; Jughead is shocked to find out Veronica has a trophy Archie had won.; An imaginary story of how things would have been if the gang had lived in caveman days, complete with dinosaurs.; The kids have a gum bubble-blowing contest. Brando wins by blowing a square bubble.; Shrimpy doesn't want to hear the end of the Humpty Dumpty rhyme because he only likes happy endings.