Jughead meets Judy, who dislikes boys as much as Jughead dislikes girls. The two hit it off, but make the mistake of kissing, which has no effect on Jughead, but makes Judy fall in love with Jughead. That doesn't work out.; Jughead uses wordplay to get Archie and Reggie to buy hamburgers for him.; Archie makes the mistake of using Veronica's phone to make a date with Betty. Jughead suggests making a date with Veronica from Betty's phone and Archie is dumb enough to do it.; Jughead has a large rubber band to hold his books together. However, no matter what he does, the band snaps free and lands on Mr. Weatherbee's nose.; The girls are dumbfounded as they watch Archie verbally abuse and throw a few items at a passive Jughead. When they go to intervene, they find Jughead is practicing to be a baseball umpire.; Shrimpy says hello to a girl and is yelled at for interrupting her thinking.; Shrimpy gets in an argument with a girl who says girls are superior.