The Riverdale girls form United Girls Against Jughead to try and change Jughead's girl-hating ways. They try all kinds of methods to entice Jughead, but eventually give up in defeat.; Jughead is chosen to be judge for the Riverdale High School Beauty Contest. Immediately all the boys start pressuring him to choose their girl to be queen. (And Big Ethel adds to the mix, too.) At the contest Jughead comes up with a clever solution to make everyone happy.; Jughead is accepted as a contestant on the TV quiz show "Ask the Experts," with his category being food. All his friends chip in to buy stock in him to pay the carfare and the hotel bill, expecting to be paid back out of his winnings. The show goes well until the very last question.; Archie jokes that Martians could already be on Earth, disguised as humans. He and Betty say no alien would pick Jughead for a model, but it turns out that is already the case. The Martian stirs things up before taking his leave.; At a party Gwen tries to get Jughead to pay attention to her. She succeeds in getting him to lay his head in her lap, but then finds out he has a practical purpose for that.; Hap is puzzled when Jinx suddenly picks up her toys and washes up. Then he sees the ice cream truck coming down the street.