Miss Grundy tries to use psychology on Jughead to get him to care about the upcoming test. But Jughead reverses the psychology to such a degree that Miss Grundy thinks she's failed as a teacher.; As a prank, Reggie sends Ethel a box of candy with a note attached signed with Jughead's name.; The United Girls Against Jughead decide to put surveillance teams on Jughead in hopes of discovering something he likes other than food.; Jughead fruitlessly tries to borrow money from everybody. Finally he is able to make some cash from a pair of books Dilton gives him.; Fred unburdens on Jughead concerning his problems with Archie.; Moose manages to score in negative numbers on his latest test.