When Moose gets injured during a baseball game, Coach Kleats has to replace him with Jughead, whose ineptitude drives the Coach into near-murderous hysterics.; After saying "Alas, poor Jughead, I knew him well," Archie demonstrates to Betty that he does, indeed, know Jughead better than anybody.; After Veronica says no one could make her father like Archie, Jughead takes this as a challenge, and manages to talk Mr. Lodge into believing that all his health and success is due to Archie.; Professor Jughead tells the true story of Paul Revere, whose midnight ride was an advertising campaign for English muffins.; "Aunt Juggie" gives helpful advice to perplexed people.; Jinx finds out the toaster doesn't work with marshmallows.; A girl suspects Jughead is just dating her to get food.; Jughead looks in a pot to see what his mom is cooking.