Mrs. Jones is throwing out Jughead's beloved old couch. He gets Ethel to help him sneak it back in, but he wrecks it in the process. She uses her sewing skills to make him an outfit from the fabric of the couch.; When Reggie discards his jacket, Jughead tries it on for size. As long as he wears it, he takes on Reggie's personality and plays pranks on all his friends.; When a fast-talking pizza-maker lures Pop Tate's clientele away, Jughead shamefacedly buys one of his pizzas. When Pop offers pizza too, competitor Segarini tastes one and berates it before the public. Jughead then reveals that the pizza is the one Segarini made.; Jughead spends a windy day chasing his hat. He's just about decided it isn't worth it when he follows it into a clothing store, winning a whole new wardrobe.; Odd facts from sports history, with the Archie characters portraying figures from the past.; Jughead uses the laundry iron to make grilled cheese sandwiches.