Customers come to Pop Tate's from miles around because Jughead acts entertainingly goofy. When Cornthwaite starts acting even goofier at Segarini's, the customers go there. Jughead discerns that Cornthwaite is doing all this to catch Jillian's attention. Jughead brings them together, and she tones Cornthwaite down. The customers go back to Pop's.; Jughead whips up an especially pungent dish, and buries the crock to ferment for three days. Reggie assumes that the crock contains treasure, and opens it with disastrous results.; Jughead tries and fails to borrow money from Archie. He asks all his other friends and gets the same result, and so cheerfully informs Archie that it's his turn again.; Jughead is scolded for reaching at the table, but takes it in stride.; Reggie broke his ankle falling from the stage. Jughead takes advantage of the opportunity to insult Reggie's musical skill.