Jughead wins every category in the school favorites because he voted for himself enough to win a majority.; Pop Tate hires Jughead to be a soda jerk, but Jughead doesn't make a very good worker.; Mr. Weatherbee offers a day off of school for the student who will rake the leaves. Jughead piles the leaves and starts to burn them. The smoke goes straight into Mr. Weatherbee's office. Mr. Weatherbee thinks the office is on fire, so he sprays it with the firehose, ruining everything. He thinks Miss Grundy burned up in the fire. He finds out the smoke was from the leaves and Jughead says a wind blew away the rest of the leaves so he would take his day off.; Jughead's father encourages him to be more social since it's his birthday. He overhears his friends planning his surprise party. He invites everyone to the Chok'lit Shoppe that night. He thinks they won't show because they will be at the surprise party. They decide to throw the surprise party at the Chok'lit Shoppe but Jughead's father finds out the hard way, when he has to pay for it all.; Angela asks Suzie how to add thirty inches and forty inches to get ninety inches. Suzie suggests using her school books. Angela puts the school books on the countertop and stands on them to reach the jam in the cupboard.; Reggie pronounces the word "xenodochein" and asks Archie to spell it backwards, so Archie spells "it" backwards - T I.; Mr. Weatherbee tries to encourage Jughead by pointing out George Washington's accomplishments at his age. Jughead retorts by pointing out George Washington's accomplishments at Mr. Weatherbee's age.