Reggie impresses Veronica with his paintings, but Jughead helps Archie by planting small doubts about the portrait Reggie paints of Veronica. Veronica ends up smashing the painting over Reggie's head.; Jughead records his lessons on tape and learns them by playing them while he sleeps. Reggie tries this trick by switching Jughead's tape with an old tape of lullabies. However, Jughead recorded Musical History but Reggie was taking a Chemistry test. When he looks in on Jughead's Musical History class, he sees that Jughead has the room of girls in a swoon by singing.; Jughead dresses up as a woman, the fictional Agatha Culpepper with a Southern accent. After buttering up Moose, he exclaims his joy in meeting Midge and kisses her. Later, looking completely beat up, he explains to Archie and Reggie that Midge beat him up thinking he (as she) was trying to steal Moose away from her.; Archie wants out of a date with Veronica to the Cat Show, so he takes advice from Jughead and makes her ashamed to be seen with him by making up his eye to look as if he's been in a fight. Reggie has overheard this trick and makes his eye up too, to avoid the Cat Show. In the end, Jughead is stuck going to the Cat Show with Veronica.; Professor Snodgrass tries a word association test with Jughead, but Jughead responds every time with the word "hamburgers." Mr. Weatherbee sends him to lunch and when Jughead returns, he continues to respond with "hamburgers."; Pop Tate offers to sell a sundae of the customer's design for only one dollar. Jughead designs an enormous sundae which Pop Tate builds, finishing it off with a key on top so that Jughead can close the shop when he's done eating it.; Jughead bets Reggie that he has seen every word of Reggie's speech in a book. Reggie bets him a dozen sodas he hasn't. Jughead proves it by bringing in the book, the dictionary.; After Jughead explains all the beneficial uses of his beanie, Archie and Reggie both decide to get matching beanies too.; Suzie complains about having peanut butter and jelly sandwiches every day, but she admits she makes them herself.; Jughead says the incorrect "they have went home," so Miss Grundy makes him write "gone home" on the board 100 times. When he finishes, she isn't there, so he leaves a note to her, saying, "I have went home."; Wilbur is so distracted while mowing the lawn, that he doesn't get any of the grass cut, so his father fixes the problem by putting blinders on his head.