Jughead dresses as an old woman to avoid paying back five bucks to Reggie. Reggie dresses up as an old man to get him back, but mistakes Archie's Aunt Martha for a disguised Jughead and she beats him with her purse.; Everyone covers for Jughead while he sleeps, so that he can be alert during the party. He sleeps through the party, his costume being a patient on a gurney.; Mr. Lodge is going to pay someone to install an antique lamppost in the front lawn. Archie volunteers to do it for less money and Mr. Lodge's good graces. Jughead offers to do it for Archie for nothing, since he already has an antique lamp. His lamp is an antique table lamp, not a lamppost, so Jughead decides that Archie should take all the credit.; Jughead and Archie are such bad archers that Mr. Lodge moves where he won't be hit, in front of the target.; Pop tells Archie and Reggie that Jughead has between 98 and 100 dollars. When Jughead says he has no money to loan them, Pop explains that between 98 and 100 dollars is only two dollars.; Jughead is so afriad of flying he has to be tied up to get on board Veronica's plane.; Mr. Weatherbee stops Archie and Jughead from running in the school hallways, until they say they were trying to be first in line for goulash in the cafeteria. Then he runs too, ahead of them.; Mary Ann doesn't want Pat's dirty hands on her doll. When Pat saves the doll from a runaway buggy, Mary Ann reminds him not to put his dirty hands on her doll.; Mr. Dripwaite loves Wilbur's framed artwork, but when Wilbur tries to display it out front, as requested, the artwork is only a crack in the plaster.; Jughead says curiosity broke up the friendship between him and Archie - Archie's curiosity about being paid back money Jughead owed him.; Archie quips that Moose keeps track of his fights in a scrap book.; Betty won't let Reggie carry her books home because afterward he'll want to stay and watch television. She immediately lets Archie carry her books.; Jughead's uncle refused a job as bank president, because if he started at the top he would have no room to advance.; Jughead goes to the doctor because he's eating grapes off the wallpaper.; Jughead knows where the Declaration of Independence was signed - on the bottom.; Jughead tells Miss Grundy that if Shakespeare were alive today, he would be most famous for his age.; Jughead stays after class washing blackboards because he was told to call the teachers' names, but he understood that he was to call the teachers names.; Reggie jokes that what Liberace uses to washes his hands is soap.; Jughead's hobby is collecting dust (while he sleeps).; Jughead's masculine cousin is named Alice.