Mr. Lodge's quiet day on his yacht is repeatedly disturbed by Archie's innocent antics with a miniature speed boat.; Mr. Lodge's fit of temper at Archie's latest appearance causes him to misplace a valuable postage stamp from his collection.; Veronica agrees to train Betty for a match that afternoon for the school tennis championship, but not out of the kindness of her heart.; Jughead has made grape juice using his grandmother's "old-fashioned recipe". So Reggie convinces the gang he made the juice by crushing the grapes with his unwashed bare feet.; Mr. Lodge tries to pressure Veronica into quitting the job she's taken, using advice Archie has given him.; Archie tries to con a newcomer out of making a play for Veronica by talking up Midge, hoping Moose will then demolish the intruder.; After watching Veronica swoon over an expensive hat in a shop window, Jughead makes a duplicate of it out of seventy-nine cents worth of material.; Archie ditches the glasses he's temporarily forced to wear, and his clouded vision leads to mishaps and misunderstandings.; Betty gets love advice from a fortune teller, unaware that the fortune teller is Veronica in disguise.; Archie and Reggie conspire to stuff Jughead full of hamburgers so Moose can win the watermelon-eating contest.; Archie tosses a bowtie Veronica gave him after everyone laughs at it. Then Veronica demands to see him wear it.; Archie mishears Reggie talking to Veronica and thinks Reggie has booby-trapped his lunch.; Hap plays with Jinx's pop gun.; Jinx does some fancy stepping, but it isn't the result of dance class.; Miss Grundy makes the mistake of asking Moose a question in class.; Moose is sick of being thick.