Mr. Lodge is forced to endure the embarrassment of arriving at the governor's parade in Archie's car.; Archie helps Veronica build a birdhouse, but trying to attract birds to it results in a bird invasion of Riverdale High.; Veronica, Betty, and Archie fantasize about having more glamorous names, to the consternation of Jughead and Reggie.; Jughead finds a pin and thinks he will have good luck for the rest of the day, but it's bad luck for everyone else when they laugh at him.; Dilton agrees to tutor Moose if Coach Kleats lets Dilton play on the football team.; Veronica and Betty have given Archie and Rehhie identical key cases but the boys have to scramble when one of the casee is lost and they have to hide it from the girls.; Reggie tries to cause trouble for Archie and Veronica by starting a rumor.; Miss Grundy gives a history lecture full of errors because she thinks the class is not paying attention, but then she fears that Moose will believe what she's said.; Reggie makes himself look rugged (and impresses the Lodges) by not wearing a coat in the winter, but when Jughead learns that it's because Reggie is wearing electric underwear he plots to embarrass Reggie.; When Archie needs new tires for his car Jughead comes up with a creative way to get them, but it backfires.; Moose wins a school raffle because he doesn't know how to add.; Cupid finds that shooting his arrows in Riverdale only leads to trouble.; Shrimpy is afraid to go down the playground slide.