Mr. Weatherbee resigns as principal of Riverdale High. Unfortunately neither the students or the faculty can stand his replacement, Mr. Bartlett.; Veronica and her mom get ready to watch a courtroom drama show called "Ally McLaw". Veronica falls asleep during the show and has a dream where she is a lawyer.; Chuck bumps into famous abstract artist Brandon Kastupi, who hires him and the rest of the gang as his artists assistants.; Moose tries to keep a healthy diet imposed by Midge. Dilton invents a candy that will help Moose lose weight but it works too well and Moose starts shrinking. In the end Moose wakes up and it's revealed to all have been a dream.; Reggie's practical jokes make everyone want to get back at him, until they hear he's been in an accident and is in the hospital -- but that's just another prank that his cousin, a nurse, helped him pull off.; Archie, Reggie, and Moose help Dilton pick out a used car.; Riverdale competes in a space-hockey game against another school.; Reggie tries repeatedly to prank a new student, Sherman House. But Sherman has rigged the school with various traps to catch a supposed criminal and Reggie keeps getting caught in them.; Josie learns from Alexandra that Alan M. has "fallen head over heels" for a cute blonde waitress. She tries to find Valerie to find out of the rumor is true, but instead finds Melody, and asking Melody about anything is a trial.; Riverdale High's football team is having a rough season and the Coaches need some way to boost the team's morale. Coach Kleats asks Chuck and Archie to secretly film their rival's pep rally to get footage of the other team trash talking them. Kleats hopes this will incentivize the team to work harder for a win.; Reggie, Jughead, and Dilton see Coach Kleats jogging as they are walking into Pop Tates. Reggie makes fun of Kleats for not being in better shape so Pop Tate tells them all about Kleats' heyday.; Veronica doesn't like other people seeing her when using a video phone so she switches to a regular telephone.; The teens are assigned a composition about transportation and everyone chooses a different era to write about.; Sabrina's relatives kept her home for a week to concentrate on her magical studies, so now they try to help her catch up when she goes back to regular high school.; Aunt Hilda is tired of getting around on her broom so she uses her powers to materialize a car. The problem is she doesn't know how to drive.; Sabrina magically materializes a fur coat from a store window just to try it on, then gets arrested for shoplifting.; Mr. Weatherbee schedules Superintendent Hassle's visit to Riverdale High while Archie is in study hall to minimize the mishaps.; When the girls have a flat tire, a mechanic offers to fix it for free, if they let him perform with the band.; Examples of law terms made relatable to teenagers in Riverdale.; Six single panel examples of maladies that are specific to the citizens of Riverdale. They include "acute Archieitis", "school quizitis", "Moose fever", "advanced Moose fever", "cheap date flu", and "detentionitis".; Somebody throws a paper airplane in Miss Grundy's study hall.; Jughead drinks a Space Cola and blasts off like a rocket.; Each characters' thoughts are listed and assigned percentages.; Coach Kleats wants his football team to show some emotion.