The kids' plans to turn an old abandoned house into a youth center are stymied by an old miser who wants to use the land to build a trailer park.; Mr. Lodge and Smithers celebrate the fact that Archie is away on vacation, until they become gripped by the fear that he could return any minute and break everything.; Her mother can't understand why Veronica allows Archie and Reggie to compete for her so vociferously.; Archie takes flying lessons and crash lands on the Lodges' property.; Reggie and Veronica torment Dilton with their snow-ball guns until Dilton decides to build a snowball throwing howitzer.; Archie tells us the story of how he chose to stand Veronica up for a date in order to protect Jughead from being beaten up by a bully.; Fred, Archie and Jughead take Fred's new boat to the lake.; When Moose hurts himself Reggie is the person who helps him until the ambulance arrives.; Archie tries to return a baby bird to the nest it fell out of.; When Betty and Archie land leading roles in a play, Reggie and Veronica try to sabotage them.; Archie and Reggie learn to disco dance from a book.; The gang tries to help Archie get rid of his hiccups.; Jughead is hiding from Archie so he won't have to exercise.; Private Investigator Archie Andrews must discover who burglarized Veronica's safe.; Chuck, Archie and Jughead all find a reason to want to go back to school.; Archie moves a bee-hive.; With Dilton in charge of the beach nobody is having any fun.; Veronica goes to a rummage sale hunting for bargains and ends up spending more for her "bargains" than she would have if she paid normal retail.; The girls at camp beat the boys in every competition.; Alexander spends all of his time at the class picnic playing pranks on everyone else.; Josie and the Pussycats help Mama Dubois save her restaurant from being shut down by the landlord, Mr. Noxious.; Archie falls asleep and dreams he is Duke Skyklutz.; Katy convinces Arnold that he needs to wallpaper his apartment.; Jinx, Greg and Gigi create a rock group to raise money to buy new bikes.; Archie is impressed by Betty's curve ball.; Jughead wins prizes at the carnival and gives them to a small child.; Li'l Jinx gets a new "Janie" doll and spends all her money buying clothes for it.; Li'l Jinx finds something on the sidewalk but Charley thinks it is his.; Reggie sold Moose an electric canoe paddle.; Archie asks a group of girls what Reggie has that he doesn't.; Old West sayings with humorous modern interpretations.; Ambrose changes into his swimsuit.; Reggie gets beat up at the beach.; Reggie tells Moose he should get his head checked for termites.; Ambrose wants to be a bull fighter.; Charley loses a tennis match against Mort.; Charley dives off a diving board and bounces into a tree.; Veronica is as crazy about sports as Betty is.; Ethel lost her first boyfriend at sea.; Ethel tries to get Jughead to stop when she yells "Whoa".; Archie wants to borrow five dollars from his dad.; Archie doesn't like Veronica's cooking.; Reggie has a solution to Moose's problem of losing the teeth in his comb.; Midge wants to forget about their fight and make up.; Mr. Lodge doesn't like Veronica's 'pear' group.; Aunt Hilda plays baseball at the witches' picnic.; Sabrina uses a spell to make her typewriter type her paper for her, but her typewriter can't spell.; Jughead tricks Dilton to win a chess match.; Jughead insults Veronica's cooking.