Melody tries to distract Mr. Tuttle so he won't see the huge cake that Josie and Pepper have brought in for his anniversary party.; Mr. Lodge is running for office. Archie and Jughead offer to help him create his campaign posters but they mix up Mr. Lodge's picture with a wanted fugitive.; A movie producer wants to use the Chocklit Shop as a location in a movie.; With no money for lunch and no leftovers at Archie's house the boy convince Betty to go get them pizza and she ends up in the middle of a robbery.; Miss Grundy teaches Ralph Bino the importance of studying when she refuses to allow him to play in the big football game because of his grades.; Rusty tries to make Kid Gluvs into a champion boxer.; Mr. Weatherbee finds a flying saucer in Pickin's Park and boards it. The aliens offer food, so he eats one of everything. Unbeknownst to him, the flying saucer is actually a restaurant.; Archie fails a test and Miss Grundy recommends he study with Betty and Veronica, who both aced it. But Betty spends the time playing house and Veronica becomes angry, so the only subject he does well in is war.; Reggie bets Jughead twenty dollars that he'll never get to wear a high-school letter jacket.; When Betty and Veronica insist on joining the Riverdale High football team, Coach Kleats keeps trying to come up with impossible physical tests for them, but they pass them all.; Archie and Dilton set a trap for Reggie at the Lodge Mansion but catch Mr. Lodge instead.; Archie refuses to let Veronica pay for tickets to the school basketball game.; Miss Grundy records herself singing the school Alma Mater. When she loses her voice the day of her scheduled performance, Archie has her lip sync to the recording.; When Dilton doesn't make the basketball team he decides to become the school mascot and leads the team to an important victory.; When the van has a flat tire on the way to a gig, Archie goes on ahead and the owner makes him play on his own. Eventually the other members of the Archies arrive, one at a time, and join him.; Reggie plots to break up Midge and Moose by making it look like Moose is secretly seeing Ethel, but Archie accidentally spoils Reggie's plans.; Little Archie decides to help Mr. Lodge win his golf game against a rival. Unfortunately Mr. Lodge is trying to lose the game, not win it.; Moose tries to learn to play the guitar.; Josie and Melody need to get Pepper out of the way so they can plan what to do for her birthday. So Melody summons a flock of adoring boys who will do anything for her, and commands them to keep Pepper busy for the day.; Nancy tells Chuck to try his hand at painting, but as a result, Chuck attracts the attention of more girls.; Betty and Veronica go with Archie to the carnival, where Veronica thinks he's acting like a chauvinist.; Mary pesters Fred to stick to his diet and stop eating ice cream.; Jinx decides to start a kid's newspaper.; Chuck forgets Nancy's birthday because he's been working on his comic strip about Sir Gallant.; Reggie keeps pulling tricks on Archie, saying he'll believe anything, but Archie finally gets him back.; Reggie fakes a sprained ankle to get out of calisthenics.; Archie's teachers ask Fred to come to school so they can talk to him.; Professor Flutesnoot is taking the class on a field trip to a meteorological station, if it doesn't rain.; Archie only broke three vases.; Mr. Weatherbee stops a kid from skateboarding down the steps at the school.; Li'l Jinx walks into the room and mentions the new wrist watch her dad bought. He mentions that it's a wonderful watch, is self-winding, has an automatic calendar and is even shockproof and waterproof. Li'l Jinx holds out the broken watch and says that it isn't "Li'l Jinx Proof".; Reggie gives a dollar to Leroy so he can play Leroy's video game.; Archie needs Reggie's article before the paper's deadline.; Archie smashes his piggy bank to open a new bank account.; Mr. Holliday thinks that his wife should be more businesslike while cooking.; Reggie rents Hot-Dog because Jughead tells him he's a great watch dog.; Custom sunglasses for each member of the Riverdale gang.; Moose tries to give Dilton some pointers on girls.; Hap want's Jinx's room clean as a whistle.; Archie brings Jughead along on his date.; Jughead wishes he was a vampire.; Reggie's horoscope calls for smartness.; Archie could solve his homework problems with only half a brain.; Charley thought the best part of the movie was when he bought popcorn.; Jughead is convinced Moose is the strongest man in the whole world.