Archie figures out that it was Mr. Blackson who killed Mr. Lodge's plants before they could be entered into the flower show, and he manages to fix the situation.; While driving in the mountains, Archie, Betty and Veronica come upon an hermit who has been caught in a rock slide.; Moose checks out several science books from the library so that he can become as smart as Dilton.; Reggie can't figure out why Betty and Veronica fall for Archie and not him when he's clearly better than Archie in every way.; Archie's new aftershave makes him smell like he's been around another girl.; Mr. Weatherbee hires an actor to dress like him and take his place at an assembly. However, the students and faculty get confused between the two Weatherbees.; Parody of The Phantom of the Opera.; Veronica gets fed up with Archie's clumsiness.; When Chuck and Reggie are fighting, Archie tries to patch things up between them and ends up with both of them mad at him.; Alex and Alan chase Josie but never catch her.; Moose catches Reggie inviting Midge on a date.; Veronica declares herself a "goddess".; Archie is chronically late for his dates with Veronica so her father gives him a new watch to help keep him on schedule.; Reggie takes up origami, using the pages of Archie's notebook.; Nobody believes that Reggie actually knows famous movie star Tom Crowes.; Archie and his parents discuss the current teen slang.; Archie tries to patch up the relationship between Mr. Lodge and his cousin Jerry.; When the van has a flat tire on the way to a gig, Archie goes on ahead and the owner makes him play on his own. Eventually the other members of the Archies arrive, one at a time, and join him.; Alex Cabot is growing his hair out.; Alex tries to learn to use a lasso.; Someone is shooting people with suction darts covered in blue paint.; Veronica decides to go after a handsome new student, in spite of the fact that he's apparently going with another girl.; Betty convinces Archie to take an entire week off from watching TV to help improve his grades.; Betty and Veronica think three guys are following them around the mall.; Archie is hired to be a greeter at a local store.; Hap thinks Jinx is not spending enough time developing her brain, so he buys a set of encyclopedias and other educational toys.; Mr. Weatherbee catches Reggie cheating on a test.; Li'l Jinx is having one of those days, so she goes back to bed.; Archie plans to use his calculator to do his homework.; Li'l Jinx walked home from school backwards.; Reggie's guitar is too loud for Mr. Lodge.; Mr. Weatherbee can't stay on his new diet.; Mary finds it hard to live within the family's means.; Archie's chances of going to the concert are touch and go.; Miss Beazly is a chef, not a cook.; Li'l Jinx won't go to sleep, and instead asks her daddy what time it is.; Gigi can't remember where she filed the new girl's phone number.; Betty's horoscope says someone will sweep her off her feet.; Moose puts an ostrich egg on his head.; Moose is going to dictate something to Reggie.; Mr. Lodge is a very sensitive pool player.; Moose is after Reggie again.; Miss Grundy teaches art class.