Betty decides that she can't out-feminine Veronica, so she'll try being his pal. That includes fixing his jalopy.; Over his objections, Jughead helps Archie teach Betty how to drive his jalopy.; Archie finds an old bottle while cleaning his room. It contains a genie (who looks like Betty) who will grant his every wish. The genie does not like Veronica.; Greg has a mustache from drinking chocolate milk.; Betty makes excuses for everything Archie does wrong.; Archie and Betty find a secluded spot on a small island. Betty makes sure they won't be disturbed.; Betty suggest that she and Archie cross the street to avoid some tough-looking guys. Archie says he can handle anything, but when Betty agrees, Archie suddenly has the desire to carry Betty across the street.; Betty is harassed by a big guy and a little guy. Archie challenges the little guy, even though the big guy was the one making the comments.; Archie is teaching Betty how to play ping-pong.; Betty writes in her diary that Archie didn't ignore her once that day.