Betty and Veronica suspect Smithers of writing a tell-all book about the Lodge family.; Veronica wants to replace the pool furniture, but her father refuses.; Bored with the prospect of attending a stuffy society costume party, Veronica switches places with a look-alike maid, not realizing that the maid has to work the party.; Mrs. Lodge decides to hold a garage sale to rid the mansion of its excess cars and boats. She hires Archie to park the cars.; Hoping to earn some money to take Veronica out, Archie gets a job soliciting survey respondents and has to do it on skates since he doesn't have time to change.; Jinx and her baseball team get into a brawl with the other team.; Archie is assigned to coach the girls' football team.; Seeing Betty with Archie while she models at the local aquatic wildlife park, Veronica suggests to her photographer that he hire Archie as an assistant.; Betty and Veronica fashion corsages from flowers that have been treated with Dilton's experimental new plant growth formula.; Jughead must pretend to be a cab driver, driving Archie's jalopy disguised as a cab, so Archie can impress a new girl.; To placate Veronica, who is in a snit because other people are getting in the newspaper and she isn't, Mr. Lodge calls his public relations firm to arrange some publicity for her.; Greg tries to drum up business for Jinx's lemonade stand.; After Archie, Betty and Jughead paint the Andrews house for free, Mr. Lodge tries to get them to paint his guest house for the same price.; Archie gets a new camera as a present, but he's too slow at focusing to take any useable shots.; Reggie's card-handling prowess makes Archie think twice about playing him.; Jughead searches his garage for a first aid kit.; Archie wins a roller skating contest, despite not knowing how to skate.; Betty and Veronica get to trading vacation souvenirs.; The guys get Moose to play tug-of-war against them, then tie their end to a tree.; Veronica can't get off the phone with Betty.; Archie gets his misfortune read.; Archie gets talked out of his pants.; Ethel is eager to hear some gossip from Betty.; Moose doesn't understand the sports story Archie relates to him.