On a skiing trip in the mountains, the girls encounter a mysterious being capable of performing unearthly feats. He announces that his planet has conquered Earth, and forces the puny Earthlings to wait on him hand and foot.; Editor Scoop Scanlon writes misleading headlines for the school paper, but Archie and Jughead give him a dose of his own medicine.; In a story narrated by Samantha, she takes Bingo for granted, running around with many exciting boys and keeping Bingo on a leash for when she needs him. When Bingo gets tired of this treatment, Samantha fixes him up with her plain friend Sally, who can keep him occupied without being a threat to Samantha. But Samantha's fast-living boyfriends let her down when she needs a date for the biggest dance of the year, and when she turns to Bingo, he unwittingly gives her a taste of her own medicine.; Josie finds a wounded bird stuck in the snow, and takes it to the Cabot estate to help it get back its health.; Everyone keeps borrowing Betty's new hair dryer.; Big Moose and Archie run the Choklit Shoppe when Pop Tate has a bad cold.; Little Archie ties skis together to try to rescue Little Veronica from a stalled ski chair-lift.; Mr. Lodge has given permission to Veronica for the Archies to practice in their home. Smithers and Mr. Lodge can't tolerate the music and distractions.; Veronica gives Archie a doll with a built-in tape recorder so she can spy on what he says to other girls when she's not around.; Alexandra gets her new exclusive designer outfit flown in from Paris, only to discover that Josie and Valerie have identical outfits.; Veronica builds a snowman in the shape of a handsome man, and her "fairy godfather" brings it to life.; When Veronica and Archie order a pizza, Betty is the employee who delivers it.; Betty gets a date with movie star Rock Granite, but is afraid that Veronica will steal him away. Jughead cooks up a scheme to be able to tell the truth, yet keep Veronica from suspecting anything.; Miss Grundy separates Veronica and Archie in the classroom, but Archie keeps disrupting the class trying to get a message to Veronica.; Valerie demonstrates that people like Alex and Alexandra never notice what nonsense you say to them, as long as you sound like you're agreeing with them. Josie demonstrates that Val is the same way.; Betty keeps "rescuing" Archie on a trip to a ski lodge; Veronica recounts a dream she had, where she and Betty looked the same as they always do, but their shadows were fat and gross.; Mr. Weatherbee asks Archie to help shovel the snow outside the school.; When Veronica comes down with a cold, Sabrina takes her place when The Archies play at a school dance.; A salesman tries to sell Hilda a vacuum cleaner to replace her broom.; Big Ethel gets a "sundae" revenge on Reggie after he insults her figure.; The gang is playing Monopoly at the Lodges, when Mr. Lodge decides midnight is the time to go home.; Jinx decides her snowman needs a beard.; Jinx argues over whose father can beat whose.; Sabrina is a little too literal when she tries to grant the wish of a fellow student.; Sabrina puts a curse on her diary to trap unauthorized snoopers.; Veronica recommends a perfume to Betty.