Mr. Lodge takes the gang to Paris to celebrate Veronica's birthday. Rumpston Lodge, Veronica's cousin, tries to get even with Archie for Archie getting him in trouble when they were kids. At first Reggie is his accomplice but Rumpston is too evil for Reggie and Reggie turns the tables.; Ethel travels to stay with her cousin Claudine and goes to a rodeo.; Veronica gives Archie concert tickets and gets upset when he wants to take Betty to the concert. Veronica breaks the fourth wall and asks Dan DeCarlo to change the story.; Veronica is at wit's end trying to find the perfect shoes to outdo a catty fashionista at the local club.; To replace him while he's on vacation, Alexander installs a computerized manager to handle bookings for the group.; After Alexandra insults Josie's clothes, Josie is depressed because she feels Alexandra is right, until something happens to prove that her clothes are actually better than Alexandra's.; Betty can't bear to part with two pairs of unwearable shorts for sentimental reasons.; While at the skateboard park Betty is hired to promote a new line of clothes for female skateboarders.; Betty helps Cheryl create a knockoff version of a dress she wants.; Cheryl has recurring dreams where she is kissing Jughead.; Veronica is jealous of Betty's skill with a needle and thread.; Betty steps through a mirror into an alternate universe where the personalities of all of her friends are reversed.; Ethel does an open mic night at a comedy club.; Chuck and Nancy go on a double date with Reggie and Gina but Nancy is worried that Reggie will be pulling pranks on them all night.; Veronica and Cheryl meet up at Lodge Industries for "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day". They agree to put aside their differences for the day. At least until Archie shows up.; While getting ready for a date, Betty finds an old diary of hers and realizes how badly Archie has treated her over the years. Fortunately, it doesn't last.; Alex gives Alan a special soap to get the car grease off his hands. Alan ends up giving the soap to Josie and Alexandra who are dirty from cleaning up the girls' clubhouse. The soap turns their skin green.; A fire emergency at the school forces everyone to evacuate the building, including Betty, who is wearing Veronica's new designer bikini and nothing else.; What do you get for the woman who has everything?; With a dental appointment looming over her, Betty has a nightmare involving a dental chair and her two chief tormentors at school.; Betty and Veronica have a spat, and Betty goes in search of a new best friend.; Archie asks Betty to repair his jalopy so he can take Veronica out.; Betty dreams that she found a much desired object at the local flea market. The next morning she goes to the Riverdale Flea Market in hopes of finding out what it was.; The newspaper is running baby pictures on the society page and Cheryl and Jason try to find humiliating pictures of their sibling to submit.; Betty tells the reader three altered nursery rhymes, Hickory Dickory Dock, Jack and Jill and Little Miss Muffet.; When Archie jumps into the bleachers to catch a fly ball, Veronica has to remind Betty that she can only keep the baseball, not the baseball player.; Betty has trouble balancing on her new six inch platform shoes.; Ethel makes another play for Jughead.; Mr. Lodge asks Veronica to turn her music up.; Veronica shows Mr. Lodge what Archie built in shop class.