Veronica inspires another student in art class to recreate paintings by grand masters with her face substituted for the original.; Betty thinks that Veronica is upset because Archie missed their anniversary, but actually Veronica is upset that Betty forgot their friendship anniversary.; A Riverdale alumnus who went on to a famous acting career returns to the school to help produce this year's school play, and all the students are eager to try out.; Victor Gorelick tells a writer to come up with a "simple" story, but the writer's imagination leads to a very complicated story.; When Betty admits jealousy of Veronica's new high-tech universal remote, Dilton tries to cheer her up by inventing one that's even better and more powerful.; Veronica, Betty and Nancy set a new fashion statement in the school, wearing sandals in the winter.; Betty and her friends, calling themselves The Green Girls, help institute a new policy at the school to save energy.; Betty hates her part-time job at the grocery store and imagines other careers she could do.; Betty falls asleep at her own slumber party.; Betty organizes a silent auction. Archie tries to bid on a kiss with Veronica and Reggie switches the bid sheets.; Betty and Archie are assigned to act married and care for a pseudo-child for a school class. Veronica ends up with Jughead.; Veronica asks Bridgette to help Marcy with her singing.; Betty and Veronica sign up for a charity Pillow Puff boxing match.; Miss Grundy's class is assigned to form partnerships and produce items to sell at the Riverdale Business Achievement Fair. Archie and Betty team up to bake and sell homemade brownies, but Archie proves to be more of a hindrance in the kitchen than a help.; Cheryl auditions to be a member of the girl band The Sugar Girls and lies about her age.; Betty makes the women's basketball team and Archie makes the men's team. Because of this they have little or no time to spend together.; Veronica is jealous of Inge, who works at a ski resort.; Betty and Veronica hang decorations on the big windows of the Lodge mansion to try to keep birds from flying into the windows in the winter.; Veronica clashes with a tough-talking new student.; Veronica's horoscope makes her think she'll have an unexpected rendezvous with Archie later today.; Veronica gives her entire wardrobe to a charity sale because she's getting a new one from Paris, but when the shipment is delayed and all the girls buy her old clothes she has nothing to wear to one of her own parties; Alan M. sets out on his horse, Old Dobbin, to bring some supplies to the Walton family. Alex reaches them much earlier on his snowmobile.; The Pussycats help out some fashion designers by giving them free publicity at their New York concert.; Unable to understand the concept of fake fur, Melody accuses Josie and Alexandra of killing endangered species like "orlons, dynels and nylons" to make their furs. Melody goes to Mr. Cabot and makes a plea for the right of synthetic animals to live.; Inspired by police mug books, Veronica gets a camera and starts collecting samples of cute boys for her own "mug book".; Dilton tries various psychological therapies to help Betty stop pining for Archie.; Everything's in an uproar when Veronica loses her new pet pig at school.; Veronica spends the day stuck between Archie and Reggie.; Ethel and Midge discuss other possible love triangles among the Riverdale students.; Veronica is suddenly into palmistry and she spends the afternoon telling the fortunes of the Riverdale High bunch.; Veronica's rampant jealousy over Archie and Betty's innocent acts of kindness to each other prove to be her undoing.; Veronica and Midge remember the crazy things Archie and Jughead did as kids on sleds.; A sudden snowstorm traps Betty and Veronica at Archie's house, and Archie and Cheryl at Veronica's house.; When the heat goes off at the Cooper house Archie invites the family to stay over at his house, which makes Veronica terribly jealous when she finds out.; The Riverdale cheerleading squad is entered in the state cheerleading finals and the girls are beginning to feel the pressure.; Archie and Veronica attend a demonstration of several new labor-saving devices for teens.; Though confined to the mansion for a day, Veronica cons Betty into taking her place so she can sneak out and meet Archie. But when Mr. Lodge tumbles to the deception, he acts to sabotage his daughter's scheme.; Betty is an usher at a movie theatre and crashes Archie and Veronica's date.; The girls discuss what kind of famous athlete they would like to be.; Veronica gets Archie to help her learn to cook.; Cheryl appears on a talk show with The Sugar Girls and her father reveals her true age.; Reggie has made a ventriloquist dummy that looks like Archie.; Veronica makes Archie a dinner, but the lobster is a bit under-cooked.; Ethel has found a way to get Jughead to carry her books.; After doing odd jobs for Veronica, Archie asks about the fringe benefits.; Someone calls to borrow Mr. Lodge's yacht.; Reggie wants to be in Midge's play.; Ethel says night time is the best time to meet boys.; Ethel got a Valentine's Day card.