Sister Phoenix of the X-Priests is through with the sect's life of repression and wants to head out and enjoy sinning. The X-Priests try to reassert control over her and when they fail arrange her death.; The monster and his bride see a scary movie: 'Ordinary People.'; A woman imagines she's a model but her actual figure isn't as fantastic.; A caveman discovers fire; Smokey the Bear stamps it out.; A boy riding in a car imagines he's in the cockpit of a jet fighter.; A giant lizard destroys buildings on behalf of urban renewal.; Owsley introduces his parody of Chris Claremont's "Death of the Phoenix" story; Claremont murders Owsley in retribution.; The Rev. Sun-Yat Loon explains how his "Loony" followers give him the money he needs to enjoy his American Excess card.