Archie and Jughead, dressed as pirates, are bringing a bag of "booty" (actually gifts) to a charity event. They miss the ferry, so they hitch a ride with an old sailor, letting him think they're real pirates on an adventure. He loves it and helps out.; Archie and Chuck are both glory-hounds on the football field. That's until they see the girls' volleyball team play and recognize the value of teamwork.; Archie is puzzled by Mr. Weatherbee's unusually relaxed demeanor until he sees the old man meditating. But, it turns out meditation can be pretty dangerous in the right (wrong?) circumstances.; Archie borrows Veronica's video camera, but Jughead ends up taping Archie while he flirts with a bunch of girls. When she sees the recording, Veronica is less than pleased.