Handsome Homer tricks Petunia into going with him to a costume party instead of going with Porky. Porky, dressed in a Robin Hood costume, falls asleep on a park bench. He dreams he's Porkington Pigge of Robin Hood's band and rescues Princess Petunia from the evil Earl of Wottaham.; Porky wants to become a magician so Cicero tries to get him a job as Blackrock the Magician's assistant. The stage hand directs him to the airport, where Porky is mistakenly thought to be an assistant for a test pilot.; Porky buys all the latest fishing gear, but gives them to Cicero and ends up catching the most fish with a stick, string, and a bent pin.; When Porky goes into boxer Killer Diller's locker room, Cicero thinks he's going to challenge Killer to a fight.; Porky gives Petunia a driving lesson, but forgets to check the gas gauge.