A pro football team hires Woody, but they want him to be water boy, not a player. With the home team behind, the coach relents and puts Woody in the game and he uses some unusual tactics to get his team back in the game.; Woody rigs up a loudspeaker system to irritate Tackhammer. Tackhammer gets revenge by doctoring Woody's soup with hot pepper and tabasco sauce, temporarily ruining Woody's singing voice.; After watching his teammates get carried off the field with injuries in a football game, Woody faints and falls off the bench when he's called into the game.; Woody uses an air pump to cheat in a contest for blowing bubble gum bubbles.; Woody tilts a soft drink machine in order to get a bottle out of it.