Faced with competition from Larry Larue, a new guy in town who can do anything he can do but better, Archie signs up for martial arts lessons so he can impress the girls.; After accidentally having his toupee destroyed, Mr. Weatherbee buys a new one.; Little Archie is assigned to attract a bird to Miss Grundy's bird-feeding platform. An eccentric witch who lives at the library gives him a magical book with instructions on how to attract the most unusual bird the school has ever seen: a prehistoric pterodactyl.; Archie comes up with a sure-fire money making scheme: get girls from an all girls school to date the Riverdale basketball team. All is well until the normal girlfriends of the baskeball team demand that "someone" take them out since their boyfriends are busy.; Betty acquires the Midas Touch, and everything she touches turns to gold.; Reggie claims he can beat Archie at anything.; Jughead's conscience appears on his shoulder in the form of a little floating Jughead. They meet a girl whose own conscience tells her to kiss Jughead, and then the girl conscience falls in love with Jughead's conscience.; Archie takes photos of Veronica for a "Teen Stuff Magazine" contest, but they inevitably get mixed up with another set of photos.; Reggie thinks Archie is practicing to beat him at a track meet.; Jughead tells Archie to stand up to Betty and Veronica and stop letting them make demands on him.; Archie chides his father for watching cop shows on TV all the time, and encourages him to watch something more intellectually stimulating.; Prehistoric Archie and Reggie meet prehistoric Jughead, who discovers that a kiss from a woman makes him feel not love, but hunger.; Archie is throwing a party, and he's determined to do everything he can to make it the best party ever.; Jughead hides out from Mr. Weatherbee in Weatherbee's roll-top desk, and gets trapped inside it.; Archie and Jughead are staying late at the high school, working on a science project. When the school has a power failure, Jughead's first thought is to save the food in the cafeteria food lockers.; On doctor's orders, Jughead is on a strict diet, but spends the whole day begging for extra food at school.; Archie makes the mistake of telling Veronica that he's going on a date with Betty. Suddenly mysterious "accidents" begin happening to him.; Betty is going with Archie on the school bicycle outing, but is afraid that Archie will end up riding with Veronica. At Jughead's suggestion, she borrows a tandem bicycle so she and Archie will have to stay together. But the plans all go awry and Betty ends up sharing the tandem bike with Mr. Weatherbee.; Hap won't let Jinx watch the monster show on TV because he's afraid it will give her nightmares.; Hap buys a camera to take Jinx's picture.; Jughead uses psychology to stop two children from fighting.; Archie tells Betty that he gets sleepy in a warm room, so she turns the thermostat up to 90.; Jughead uses a gavel to control the meeting.; Leroy records Archie's conversation with Veronica.; Gloria keeps Jughead away from the food.; Archie and Jughead attend a crowded party.; The wrestling mats never get put away.; Jughead blows bubble gum into different shapes.; Leroy is scared of thunder.; Mr. Weatherbee gets a parking ticket.; Mr. Lodge ran out of gas.; Miss Grundy asks for each student to write about the most interesting person they have ever met.; Jughead is put in a rocket.; Moose buys a copy of Le Monde for his uncle.