Reggie can't understand why the girls are interested in Archie the life guard instead of him.; Jughead, thinking he's a private eye, captures the thieves.; Archie is tired of kids after babysitting his cousin Craig and Betty invites him on a picnic which turns out to be an outing for the Riverdale Boy Sprouts.; Dingbat and Dribble, playing hookey from school, come to Earth to have fun.; Archie makes the mistake of giving Veronica a handkerchief with the letter M on it.; Jughead dresses like a private eye for a costume party, then gets knocked unconscious and thinks he is a private eye.; Jughead, thinking he's a private eye, goes with Phoebe to her peanut butter plant to protect the secret formula.; A patient convinces Jughead to take his place claiming that the hospital is force-feeding him.; Veronica's necklace breaks and one pearl can't be found so she offers a kiss to whoever finds it.; Veronica is being chased by a series of better looking boys, so Betty decides to try the same thing and pays Jughead to start chasing her.; Archie bet Jughead that he couldn't spend one day without feminine companionship.; Jughead checks a book of sorcery out of the library and unknowingly casts spells.; Veronica has Archie hold her purse and he feels like a sissy when Reggie and Jughead see him.; Archie tries to change Mr. Weatherbee's opinion of him by being helpful.; Jughead takes a job at Dills Florist shop.; Archie can't understand why the girls sometimes want him and sometimes don't.; Jughead, thinking he's a private eye, chases after the peanut butter formula thieves.; Archie arrives at the Lodge mansion wearing a squirrelly wig.; When the girls are told Jughead is writing a book titled "How To Go Out With Women" they won't leave him alone.; Reggie gets Sylvia to practice tennis with Archie, then gets Veronica to show up and get mad at Archie.; Jughead pulled a muscle and has to wear a cast on his arm.; Archie needs to cut a piece of wood to patch up his hi-fi and since he didn't have a ruler he measured it with his hands and must keep them at the exact space while he runs across town to cut the wood at the school shop.; The gang is on a picnic and they keep making Jughead go in the water.; How Thaddeus McSmurch invented the doughnut.; Li'l Jinx is practicing some dance steps.; Greg tells Li'l Jinx not to shake her fishing pole so much to catch fish.; Li'l Jinx is making noise with a toy when she hurts herself.; Jughead observes that Archie is jealous about Veronica.; Jughead reads about pirate treasure still buried in the area and paints a picture of a treasure chest.; The girls are looking for a book for Midge's birthday and Dilton tries to help.; Li'l Jinx wants to throw a western style party.; Reggie is working as a lifeguard, but hasn't had to rescue any of the pretty girls at the beach.; Moose is reading a book with blank pages.; Li'l Jinx is busy in her room.; Midge plans to send Moose for ice cream so she and Reggie can go swimming.; Li'l Jinx is asked to play games with Mike while his mother is shopping.; The temperature is rising so Jughead paints a picture of a refrigerator.; Moose is buying a round-trip ticket.; Archie's dad wants Archie to see how different the American Indian culture is from their own.