When Dilton creates a special fuel for the school rocket, Jughead adds some random chemicals to it, and the new formula causes the rocket to literally go into orbit. Dilton and Jughead work to find out what he added to the formula, and when they write down the secret ingredients, they're confronted by international spies who want to steal this amazing new rocket fuel.; Betty and Veronica are seething because Reggie and Jughead are always childishly trading insults. The boys resolve to insult each other like adults, until Betty and Veronica lose their tempers. Reggie and Jughead smugly regard them as childish and juvenile.; Sick of Jughead's nasty comments about them because they're women, Betty and Veronica dress up as men to see if he'll react differently to them.; Jughead has had his fill of food and Archie has had his fill of girls.; Feeling under-appreciated by Veronica, Archie fakes his own abduction to garner sympathy.; Archie's casual dropping of hoary cliches get taken literally by everybody else.; Mr. Weatherbee overhears Archie and Jughead speaking slang and demands an explanation from Miss Grundy.; Betty and Veronica try to keep an appointment with Archie and Jughead while avoiding Reggie, fearing the inevitable conflict between Archie and Reggie.; Archie dresses up as a cowboy, complete with lasso, and ends up being tied to a tree by Moose.; Archie is broke, but thinks he can use psychology to treat Betty at Pop's and not spend any money.; The United Girls Against Jughead try to catch Jughead, but Archie and Betty help him escape.; When Jughead is caught licking ice cream off of Betty's face, the whole town begins believing that Jughead and Betty are going steady.; Betty tells Archie that Veronica wants him to pick her up at the station, but she doesn't tell him it is the train station and he goes to the bus station instead.; Archie bets that he can kiss Betty in front of Veronica without getting into trouble.; Archie drags Jughead to the gym.; Jughead demonstrates an unusual way to share a pizza.; Li'l Jinx borrows her father's dictionary to use as a chair to watch television.; Dilton fills the chalkboard with equations but Jughead is the one that has to clean it.; Miss Grundy asks Jughead how to find the square root of 64.; Jughead searches for his love of candy.; Coach Kleats is happy with the huge guys that have come out for his football team.; Li'l Jinx decides to help out by painting her room.; Jughead's cousin in building the world's tiniest model car.; Veronica wonders what Professor Flutesnoot and Mr. Weatherbee are working on.; Archie warns Jughead about the dangers of lending money to friends.; Jughead tries to outsmart Mr. Weatherbee.; Li'l Jinx is complaining that her club is always broke.; Miss Grundy asks Jughead what he wants to do when he grows up.; Miss Grundy asks Jughead about Magellan. Miss Grundy asks Jughead if he was a knight would he help someone in distress. Miss Grundy asks Jughead to use Amazon in a sentence.; Hap has just settled down to watch the prize fight on TV and is upset when Jinx wants to watch something else.; Archie is sick at home, but Jughead can still talk to him.; Miss Grundy recognizes Jughead's ability to debate.; Li'l Jinx's daddy is concerned about her strange gyrations.; Jughead explains to Mr. Weatherbee that he is not late for class.; Archie and Jughead see four girls dressed as witches.; Jughead wants Reggie to open his locker for him.; The art teacher wonders why the people are crying in Archie's painting of life at the north pole.; Jughead pretends to be a fortune teller.; Professor Flutesnoot asks Moose and engineering question.; Jughead does a jig, takes a jog, and ends up in the jug.; Mr. Weatherbee tells Svenson to dust everything in the classroom that doesn't move.; Archie missed the end of his TV program while he was in the kitchen.; Fred thinks Archie needs to be more self-reliant.; Moose takes a popularity course.; Archie and Mr. Lodge play billiards.; Archie is prepared to run from the classroom when the bell rings.