Reggie tries to make it look like Archie has gone crazy.; Jughead has appendicitis.; Jinx Malloy has disaster happen all around him and no one wants to be near him.; Archie gets his fortune from a weight machine and it tells him he's a born leader.; Veronica gets a job on the school paper as an advice columnist.; Veronica uses her cousin Alice to test if Archie would give in to temptation.; Archie goes to the dump to find some tires for his jalopy and finds a necklace to give Veronica.; Jughead recovers from surgery.; Archie goes into a beauty salon to pick up a package for Veronica and everybody starts ribbing him about getting his hair done.; Betty and Veronica tell each other of their dreams for the future.; United Girls Against Jughead makes a movie showing why being like Jughead is 'out'.; Archie and Reggie have a bowling duel to see who takes Veronica to the dance.; Miss Grundy hears Betty and Veronica talking about Archie, but she thinks they are talking about Mr. Weatherbee.; Reggie keeps getting tricked by Jughead.; Betty and Veronica want Jughead to buy whatever Archie and Reggie try to sell him so the boys can get the better of Jughead and get back to normal.; Archie and Reggie have to work the refreshment table at the school dance.; Archie tries to duplicate Veronica's workout.; Reggie is pretending to be injured as a practical joke.; Reggie is convinced all his recent bad luck is from a cursed Egyptian statue he found.; Jughead has a relapse.; Dilton creates a radio station in Jughead's hospital room so Jughead can participate in a spelling bee.; Archie asks Jughead to cut his hair.; Jughead is determined to win a $25 prize for a photo.; Veronica is bragging about how she has tickets for a moonlight sail with Archie when Betty mentions that's the same night as the surprise party.; Archie decides to caddy for Mr. Lodge so he can help him win against J. P. Pennypincher.; Li'l Jinx is killing time.; Li'l Jinx hurt her finger.; Li'l Jinx didn't excuse herself from the table.; Li'l Jinx is glad she brought an umbrella to keep from getting wet.; Li'l Jinx and her dad go for a walk.