When Jughead thinks that Trula is reading about handwriting analysis, he decides to get rid of all paper with his handwriting on it.; Archie and Jughead plan on getting Jug some snacks from a Lodge party after Jug gets kicked out of the mansion. Simultaneously, two crooks plan on robbing the Lodges during that same party.; Fangs threatens all the other boys that he will beat them up if they look at his girlfriend Penny.; Jughead decides to join a commune until he learns that they don't accept junk food.; Reggie has been using his new roller-blades to scare everybody, but Jughead gets even.; Little Jughead plans to do magic tricks for the talent show. Little Reggie tries to spoil the act.; Jughead is caught eating in class again and Miss Grundy sends him to the principal's office.; When an explosion happens in a candy store, Jughead leaps into action saving Archie and the owner.; Jinx has the unfortunate ability to bring bad luck to whomever's name he says.; The devious Teddy tries to break up Bingo and Samantha by sending Bingo over to Zelda Maxson's house.; Jughead sees Veronica coming out of a church in a wedding dress and assumes that she got married.; Jughead's childhood friend Joani has moved back to town and Jughead takes a job to make some money to take her to supper.; Mr. Weatherbee tries to put on a safety contest.; Mr Weatherbee wants Jughead's hat off, or does he just want his hat?; Miss Grundy invites Mr. Weatherbee to sit in on Jughead's recitation of The Battle Of Waterloo, to see how it will inevitably come around to talking about food.; Jughead and Hot Dog go to a pet supplies convention.; Jughead cons Pop into lowering the price of his favorite ice cream treat.; A computerized burger restaurant opens up down the street from Pop's. But the computer hasn't reckoned with the exacting specifications of Jughead Jones.; Jughead tries to mooch money off Archie but Archie tells him to find somebody else.; Teddy tries to prove to Bingo that men are superior to women.; Something bad happens to Reggie every time he says Jellybean's real name.; Jughead's hat keeps blowing away.; Hot Dog Jr. follows Little Jughead to school where he causes chaos.; Jughead explains that he thinks about other things besides food.; Jughead paints a car that then drives out of the painting.; Little Jughead's family has installed an automatic door on the refrigerator.; Jughead's mom throws his pajamas away.; Archie has a quart of ice cream.