Jughead's attempts to transport a discarded sign home cause Mr. Lodge to think a competing business is invading his territory in Riverdale.; How finding a lost locket on the beach got Archie a date with Miss Teen Queen.; Mr. Lodge is ecstatic when Archie goes on a trip out of town. But Archie assigns Jughead to watch Veronica for him and Jughead proves to be as much of a menace as Archie around the Lodge Mansion.; Jughead and Archie debate over whether girls are worth the aggravation they cause.; Jughead and Archie foil Reggie's attempt to prank them with a Bigfoot costume.; Jughead uses an electronic sound effects board to help Archie provide a convincing excuse to mollify Veronica.; Jughead is lab partner with Dilton and Dilton's summary notes on the experiment are so pedantic and boring that Jughead soon becomes violent whenever Dilton reads them out loud.; Jughead borrows his father's video camera, hoping to score footage of a scoop that he can sell to a local TV station.; Jughead causes havoc in school with a simple thermos.; The gang try to get Jughead to lose his crown beanie, but every new hat he tries on causes him to take on the personality of the type of hat he wears.; Veronica is dating a muscle-bound narcissist and Archie can't figure out how to get her back.; Prof. Flutesnoot obsesses over how Jughead can accurately predict the weather.; Jughead's family moves to a new home. When a new family moves into the old house, they begin taking on familiar characteristics.; Jughead sits on a bear.; Archie keeps putting off his homework assignment.; Jughead overhears two girls gossiping and can't follow the conversation.; Veronica figures out a way for Archie to join her party and still do his job delivering pizzas.; Jughead has a sure-fire way to warm up on a frigid day.; An irate Mr. Lodge calls the Jones' residence and gets Jughead.; Ethel wants a scent that will only attract Jughead.; Jughead tries to film a snowboard competition from atop a snowboard.; Jughead uses semantics to get out of carrying band instruments.; Jughead rationalizes some uncomplimentary graffiti to Archie.