Archie drifts off during Mr. Weatherbee's history lecture and imagines the gang in ancient Rome.; Jughead brings a bat for biology class but it is accidentally set loose in the school.; Jughead is getting a medal from the mayor and Reggie is jealous and decides to try to duplicate Jughead's heroic act.; Reggie is annoying the whole town with his boom box so Dilton invents a machine to drain the batteries.; Reggie and Jughead decide to trade insults like adults.; Sick of Jughead's nasty comments about them because they're women, Betty and Veronica dress up as men to see if he'll react differently to them.; Archie is mad at Veronica so he writes a fake ransom note and has Jughead deliver it to Veronica.; Jughead has had his fill of food and Archie has had his fill of girls.; Professor Flutesnoot wants Jughead out of his music class so sends him to gym class instead, but Coach Kleats doesn't want him in gym class either.; The Archie's are interviewed on television.; Betty and Veronica try to keep an appointment with Archie and Jughead while avoiding Reggie, fearing the inevitable conflict between Archie and Reggie.; Jughead and Miss Grundy talk on CB radios that are picked up on the school's PA system.; Two ad executives are sent out to find real people to star in commercials, where the discover Jughead and Hot Dog.; Jughead, the court jester, accidentally volunteers to fight Sir Reginald at the jousting tournament.; Betty accidentally hits Veronica and Reggie with her cane, which she's using to support her twisted ankle. Incensed, Veronica demands revenge.; Jughead is invited to a fancy party at the Lodge mansion.; Archie tries to help Jughead escape the United Girls Against Jughead.; Jughead injures his nose when he walks into a pole.; Jughead is helping Miss Grundy with her geraniums.; Riverdale High is looking for volunteers for maintenance work. Archie, Reggie, and Jughead think the idea is funny.; Archie offers to treat Betty at the Choklit Shop but secretly hopes she will decline because he's broke.; Betty is convinced she won't be selected to be the artist on the yearbook because Alice Purdy is a better artist than Betty.; Betty and Veronica decide that everything must have a name and name the boys. The boys think it's silly, they don't need names for everything.; Jughead loses his hat.; A rumor gets started that Jughead and Betty are a couple.; When Reggie and Archie steal Jughead's pizza, Jughead decides to get even.; Archie bets that he can kiss Betty in front of Veronica without getting into trouble.; Jughead lectures the reader on how to get a raise in their allowance.; Jughead can't decide on dessert.; The doctor tells Reggie he needs to get some rest.; The class art assignment is to make a Mod style poster.; Three two-panel gags where Jughead sees a movie he likes, he has to stop his car wash job and has a plan for a rainy day.; Archie makes a presentation to the championship girls' basketball team.; Jughead does not know what Nitrogen fixation is.; Jughead decides to become a better student but it doesn't last.; Jughead is working at a gas station and must give everyone service.; Archie and Jughead polish the kitchen floor so they can slide on it.; Jughead lectures the class on "How to raid a girl friend's refrigerator".; Jughead borrows a penny from Reggie.; Wanda sat on Archie's hat.; Archie uses the phone so Jughead can hear a TV program.; Moose asks Dilton why he wants to climb a mountain.; Jughead sees his dentist across the street.; Jughead is supposed to shake his medicine before he takes it.; Reggie left Archie out of the yearbook.; Reggie finds something that is not affected by inflation.; Mr. Weatherbee gets his messages from his secretary.; Jughead wants an ugly tie removed from a store window.; Reggie tells Betty how cheap Jughead is.; Jughead asks Betty if Reggie has been talking about him.