Veronica criticizes Jughead for being lazy, so he spends the next several days coming up with one bizarre hobby after another just to spite her.; The sun narrates a story about Archie and Veronica at the beach.; Archie and Jughead try to get revenge on a childhood bully.; Dilton creates a rescue machine out of a cannon designed to replace lifeguards at the beach.; Archie thinks it's time to move on to another location.; Archie takes the crabs he caught to Veronica's father, with disastrous results.; When Jughead tells Betty that Archie isn't feeling well, Betty and Veronica get into a battle on who can make him feel better first.; Archie comes up with an elaborate Rube Goldberg plan to prevent Veronica from going to a party with Reggie.; Mr. Weatherbee recalls a day that Jughead's "antics had the whole faculty in an uproar." Just one day, huh?; Reggie and Archie switch boats and clothes, always to Reggie's advantage.; In order to get some privacy on the beach, Jughead gets Archie and Chuck to lower him onto an inaccessable ledge.; Reggie and Hot Dog have a conversation, but Hot Dog won't speak when the girls are around.; Jughead has the ability to become a great shortstop just be reading about famous shortstops. He then becomes a great acrobat just by reading about acrobats.; Jughead won a prize at the local movie theater and wants to share it with his friends.; Archie causes a mess with Pop Tate's new gumball machine.; Jughead raises ants and worms.; After talking on the phone with her, Jughead tells Archie that Veronica has an emergency.; Archie and Jughead wheel a castored brass bed from one house to another, downhill.; Archie the lifeguard has trouble enforcing the rules of the beach.; Archie tries one stunt after another to attract the attention of a pretty girl on the beach.; Reggie is using his kite to down the kites of smaller children and Jughead decides to take a hand into things.; Jughead is reminded of his first groupie, Marci.; Jughead almost reveals the secret of the "S" on his turtleneck and, SPOILER ALERT, his parents decide not to move to Ohio.; Jughead can't sleep so he bugs Archie to wake up and do stuff with him.; Ethel tries to convince Archie and Jughead to come to the beach.; Jughead recalls first moving to Riverdale.; A swarm of bees causes some misunderstanding among the boys.; Professor Jughead gives a lecture to the girls in town about the proper way to treat a boy-- with very questionable ideas.; Jughead announces that his family is moving to Ohio.; Old West sayings with humorous modern interpretations.; Archie gets his pants dry cleaned.; Jughead figures out how much an average guy sleeps in a lifetime (approximately 12,264,000 minutes).; Reggie isn't worried when the makeup kit that turns him into a monster for his play goes missing.; Three 2-panel gags about balancing on the beach, tenting and painting.; Jughead jumps overboard to avoid Ethel.; Jughead knows all the square dancing calls.; Archie's mom gets a bulldozer to clean his room.; Pop Tate gives Jughead three days to pay off his credit.; Jughead is choosy about his skate parks.; Jughead celebrates the 4th of July with a watermelon.; Jughead quits skateboarding.; Jughead brings Reggie a clean glass of lemonade.; Jughead tricks Reggie into letting him drink his soda.; Jughead finds a trampoline under Reggie's window.; Three scenes about Jughead, including running to Pop Tate's and being out to lunch at a baseball game.; Jughead tells Reggie about the time his father came face to face with a lion.; Jughead has Moose demonstrate how strong he is.; Jughead explains what Hot Dog's "bag" is.; Reggie motivates Jughead to get up and do something, but it's less than what Reggie expected.; At a campsite Miss Wynn is reading the bumps on people's heads.; Jughead paints himself into a corner, so he paints a window to climb out of.; Jughead and Eddie arm wrestle to see who has to take a summer job.; Three two panel sequences including Jughead telling his mom that he won't start anything he can't finish.; Archie tries to help Dilton get back something he lost.; Archie watches girls on the beach.; Archie invites Moose to play "Go Fish".; Mr. Weatherbee accuses camp counselors Archie and Jughead of goofing off.; Mr. Weatherbee asks the guys if they want to return as counselors next year.