Sinister Sid, a villain with an all-consuming hatred of music ("It's all-consuming, you know!"), creates a special smog that has the power to destroy music. Soon no one can sing or play or even remember what music sounds like. The Archies set off on a magic carpet ride to find this "music-napper" and end his anti-melodic reign of terror.; C.R.U.S.H. agent The Bowman shoots V.E.R.O.N.I.C.A. with one of his mind-controlling arrows and forces her to help him steal the reorganization plans for her father's plant.; Sampson says that Samantha has been seeing too much of the wimpy Bingo and that she should date some boys who are more muscular and aggressive. So she hooks up with some muscular, aggressive boys who nearly wreck the house.; Inspired by a beautiful girl, Dilton wants to be an athlete.; Alexandra gets her new exclusive designer outfit flown in from Paris, only to discover that Josie and Valerie have identical outfits.; Betty is to have Archie take her to Veronica's house, but Betty's mother gets her a job sitting instead.; When Veronica comes down with a cold, Sabrina takes her place when The Archies play at a school dance.; The gang wants to do the school play about the 1950s, but Mr. Weatherbee suggests the 1920s.; Archie would rather play baseball than clean his room.; Miss Beazly tries to remake her image by being the cafeteria Maitre D' rather than head lunch lady.; Chuck is using his father's office at school as a phone and mail drop so he doesn't miss any important communications from girls.; Greg builds a car.; Li'l Jinx is now the treasurer.; The kids have to dress their pets based on the country they came from, and Little Archie doesn't know what his dog should wear, since "Spotty's all kinds of dogs."; Dilton describes how television works, but Betty is still stumped.; Big Ethel goes to the Police Station looking for a missing teenage boy.; Veronica dumped all the cherries into the punch bowl.; Archie's mother doesn't want to see Archie's sloppy room again.; Dancing lessons using a LP.; Mrs Andrews likes to watch the soaps...; What kind of cars do they drive in Sweden?; Li'l Jinx is watching tv.; The girls are asked to take part in a scientific study.; Archie gets a call from the President.; Archie can't sleep.; Reggie got fingerprints on Moose's essay.; Mr Andrews is overweight.