To prevent his enemies from stealing the priceless Rubin Ruby, Mr. Lodge hides the ruby in a football which he gives to Archie, while sending one of his employees out with an empty jewel case as a decoy.; Archie and Jughead buy a bench and try to pull a practical joke on a cop by fooling him into thinking they've stolen an actual park bench.; To prepare for a speech, Archie comes up with a secret method of expelling all anxiety and negative energy from his body. This causes him to emit an aura that makes everyone around him incredibly agitated, while Archie remains incredibly calm.