Mr. Lodge asks Archie and Jughead to pretend to be his sons so that he can close a business deal with two conservative foreign businessmen who only respect men with sons.; Archie is accidentally enlisted to help test lipstick on girls - by kissing them.; Archie and Jughead start to take advantage of being the pretend Lodge sons, but redeem themselves in the end.; When Veronica contracts a rare disease from a souvenir sculpture she brought back from vacation, Archie tries to track down the twin of the sculpture, which was stolen from her at the airport, before it causes an epidemic.; Reggie gives Archie a seat next to Veronica - but there's a catch.